aFistro

aFistro is an app to listen to more than 100 legendary quips from Chiquito de la Calzada right on your Android with just a click. We're talking here about classics like 'torpedo sesuar,' 'al ataqueeer,' and 'por la gloria de tu padre,' among others.

The interface is very simple: when you enter the app it shows you all the phrases in alphabetical order. Just push play to start listening to one of them. For some reason there's also a '+' button, but it doesn't do anything.

aFistro is an app that's absolutely essential for anyone who wants to carry all of Chiquito de la Calzada's phrases around with them all the time, which is probably EVERYONE! And the best part is that it doesn't ask for many permissions and takes up very little memory.